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ETO MAGSAWA KAYO....

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Post by Gr3ck0 on Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:08 pm

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A man is recovering from surgery when the nurse appears and asked him how he's feeling.

"I'm OK, but I didn't like the four-lettter word the surgeon used during my surgery."

"What did he say?" asked the nurse.

"Oops!"
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Mrs. Tanoy is so kuripot. When her husband died, he called the newspaper and inquired about the price of an obituary.

Paper : P500 for 5 words.

Mrs. : Pwede ba 2 words lang, TANOY DEAD?

Paper : Di pwede. 5 words minimum.

Mrs. : O, sige TANOY DEAD. CAMRY FOR SALE Jacklyn Marinduque

Juan : Kung ako sa iyo ma'am, papalitan ninyo grade ko.

Teacher : At bakit?

Juan : Sabi ng tatay ko, pag nag uwi pa ako ng may bagsak, may BUBUGBUGIN siya!
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Anak : Itay, ano po ang ibig sabihin ng "climate change"?

Itay : Ha? Tinay, ano raw ang "climate change"?

Tinay: Ang panlalamig mo sa akin ay dahil may pinag-iinitan ka nang iba. Iyan ang "climate change!"
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Stages of Life:
0 - 5 years we experience many SPILLS


6 -16 years we experience many DRILLS

17-25 years we discover many THRILLS

26-40 years we have many BILLS

41-60 years we suffer many ILLS

61-75 years we take many PILLS

76 & above we worry about our WILLS.



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INDIAN BOY (asking Big Chief) : Father, why do we have long names, while white men have short names like TOM, BILL or SAM?

BIG CHIEF: My son, our names represent a symbol in our culture. White men merely repeats names
from generation to generation. Your sister's name is SMALL ROMANTIC MOON OVER THE
LAKE coz there was a beautiful moon over the lake when she was born.


Your brother WHITE HORSE OF THE PRAIRIES was born when a white horse galloped over the prairies. It's easy to understand.

Do you have any question LITTLE BROKEN CONDOM MADE IN CHINA ?
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Re: ETO MAGSAWA KAYO....

Post by Admin on Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:47 pm



untog ulo...wala ba icon dto bounce bounce lol! lol! =))





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