ETO MAGSAWA KAYO....
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ETO MAGSAWA KAYO....
by Gr3ck0 Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:08 pm
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A man is recovering from surgery when the nurse appears and asked him how he's feeling.
"I'm OK, but I didn't like the four-lettter word the surgeon used during my surgery."
"What did he say?" asked the nurse.
"Oops!"
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Mrs. Tanoy is so kuripot. When her husband died, he called the newspaper and inquired about the price of an obituary.
Paper : P500 for 5 words.
Mrs. : Pwede ba 2 words lang, TANOY DEAD?
Paper : Di pwede. 5 words minimum.
Mrs. : O, sige TANOY DEAD. CAMRY FOR SALE Jacklyn Marinduque
Juan : Kung ako sa iyo ma'am, papalitan ninyo grade ko.
Teacher : At bakit?
Juan : Sabi ng tatay ko, pag nag uwi pa ako ng may bagsak, may BUBUGBUGIN siya!
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Anak : Itay, ano po ang ibig sabihin ng "climate change"?
Itay : Ha? Tinay, ano raw ang "climate change"?
Tinay: Ang panlalamig mo sa akin ay dahil may pinag-iinitan ka nang iba. Iyan ang "climate change!"
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Stages of Life:
0 - 5 years we experience many SPILLS
6 -16 years we experience many DRILLS
17-25 years we discover many THRILLS
26-40 years we have many BILLS
41-60 years we suffer many ILLS
61-75 years we take many PILLS
76 & above we worry about our WILLS.
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INDIAN BOY (asking Big Chief) : Father, why do we have long names, while white men have short names like TOM, BILL or SAM?
BIG CHIEF: My son, our names represent a symbol in our culture. White men merely repeats names
from generation to generation. Your sister's name is SMALL ROMANTIC MOON OVER THE
LAKE coz there was a beautiful moon over the lake when she was born.
Your brother WHITE HORSE OF THE PRAIRIES was born when a white horse galloped over the prairies. It's easy to understand.
Do you have any question LITTLE BROKEN CONDOM MADE IN CHINA ?
A man is recovering from surgery when the nurse appears and asked him how he's feeling.
"I'm OK, but I didn't like the four-lettter word the surgeon used during my surgery."
"What did he say?" asked the nurse.
"Oops!"
..............
Mrs. Tanoy is so kuripot. When her husband died, he called the newspaper and inquired about the price of an obituary.
Paper : P500 for 5 words.
Mrs. : Pwede ba 2 words lang, TANOY DEAD?
Paper : Di pwede. 5 words minimum.
Mrs. : O, sige TANOY DEAD. CAMRY FOR SALE Jacklyn Marinduque
Juan : Kung ako sa iyo ma'am, papalitan ninyo grade ko.
Teacher : At bakit?
Juan : Sabi ng tatay ko, pag nag uwi pa ako ng may bagsak, may BUBUGBUGIN siya!
................
Anak : Itay, ano po ang ibig sabihin ng "climate change"?
Itay : Ha? Tinay, ano raw ang "climate change"?
Tinay: Ang panlalamig mo sa akin ay dahil may pinag-iinitan ka nang iba. Iyan ang "climate change!"
..............
Stages of Life:
0 - 5 years we experience many SPILLS
6 -16 years we experience many DRILLS
17-25 years we discover many THRILLS
26-40 years we have many BILLS
41-60 years we suffer many ILLS
61-75 years we take many PILLS
76 & above we worry about our WILLS.
.............................................
INDIAN BOY (asking Big Chief) : Father, why do we have long names, while white men have short names like TOM, BILL or SAM?
BIG CHIEF: My son, our names represent a symbol in our culture. White men merely repeats names
from generation to generation. Your sister's name is SMALL ROMANTIC MOON OVER THE
LAKE coz there was a beautiful moon over the lake when she was born.
Your brother WHITE HORSE OF THE PRAIRIES was born when a white horse galloped over the prairies. It's easy to understand.
Do you have any question LITTLE BROKEN CONDOM MADE IN CHINA ?
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Re: ETO MAGSAWA KAYO....
by Admin Mon Sep 26, 2011 9:47 pm
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